Here are some MORE pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change. Use them, at your own expense! Enjoy!

Return of the Bestial Pick Up Lines:

My pony and I can take it slow if we want to….Wanna ride my horse?

I am no ass kisser. I’m KING!

I’ll let the dog be on top this time.

You have a nice pussy…

How ‘bout a dog bath?

Come back to the stables and you can judge for yourself.

Horse Jockey: We’ll give you the ride of your life.

I have an octopus at home. Eight arms. Think of it.

How about we share a couple of hot dogs together?

Lets ride the dolphins. It’s said to be VERY therapeutic.