Have Yourself A Merry Bestial Christmas
(to the tune of Have Yourself a Very Merry X-mas)

Have yourself a merry bestial Christmas.

Let your ass be light,

From now on the bothersome prudes

Will be out of sight.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,

Make the Yule-tide gay,

From now on the Animal Rights Freaks

Will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,

Happy golden days of yore,

Faithful bitches who are dear to us

Gather near to us once more.

Through the years

We all will be together

If the Fates allow,

Get yourself banged

By the largest dog,

And have yourself

A merry bestial Christmas now