this is the fourth one! Have fun!!!!

I fucked a dog sucking Kate. I fucked a dog,
he fucked me, and she sucked a dog.

And here’s part three! Enjoy!!!

Sarah suck a sucked-hot sash sheep that sucked of hot-sucked sheep
as the sunshine shone on the side of the sucked-hot sheep shed.

Here’s another one! Enjoy!!!!

How much of you would a woodchuck fuck
if a woodchuck could fuck you?
A woodchuck would fuck, he would, as much as he could,
and fuck as much you as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could fuck you.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

I cannot bear to see a man of Nowhere
Banging down upon a mare.
When bare of wear he fucks the mare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”

Peter Peter doggy fucker,
Had a dog and couldn’t keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he fucked the bitch very well!

Horny Georgie couldn’t bring himself down,
So, he fucked the dogs and made them cum
When the Animal Rights cops came out to play,
Horny Georgie ran away.

Baa baa black sheep, have you any sheep whores?
Yes sir, yes sir, just come with me to the door!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the big dicked boy who lives down the lane.

The Horny Horsefuckingold Duke of York he had ten thousand horses.
He fucked them up to the top of the hill
And he fucked them down again.
When they were up, he was up
And when they were down, he was down
And when they were only halfway done
He was neither up nor down.

A horse fuck a day keeps the doctor away
A horse dick in you ass in the morning - Doctor’s warning
Suck a horse dick at night - starves the doctor outright
Fuck a horse before going to bed - knock the doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week – big horse, big dick

Got this Joke from another Blog site, hope you like it! Coz I had so much fun with it.

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have a beer, too” says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and the man says I’ll have a beer,” and the ostrich says “I’ll have the same.” Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again.” The usual?” asks the bartender.

“Well, it’s close to last call, so I’ll have a large scotch” says the man.

“Same for me” says the ostrich.

“That will be $7.20″ says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can’t hold back his curiosity any longer. “Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the bartender. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!

“That’s right! Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.

The bartender asks “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man replies “My second wish was for a chick with long legs.”