Clark’s Buttercream Experience

This is a true story about an experience I had with a dog.

My name is Clark. I was just 18 when about two and a half years ago; I was watching a lady’s house for her while she was away for family reasons. This was really a great time for me. I was pretty much on my own and I was getting paid for it.

One night, I was just sitting there and the dog, let’s call him Lenny, started licking himself. When he did, I noticed his cock moved a little and poked out just a little bit. For some unknown reason, this turned me on.

I didn’t give it much thought until later on that night while I was in the guest area of the house which is the basement which was made up to be like a mini apartment. I just got out of the shower and was toweling myself off when Lenny walked right up to me and stuck is nose in my crotch which he does to everyone all the time but this time it was different because I was naked and he had just stuck his cold, wet nose against my cock.

Without warning, my cock started to get larger. I was wondering what was wrong with me. This was a DOG that was making my cock hard. That’s sick!!! But I all of a sudden got really aroused by his quick touch.

I walked over to him and started to pet him on the head, I kneeled down on one knee and kept petting him and he put his head down and started to lick the head of my dick. This sent a rush through by body that was overwhelming.

I was now kneeling before Lenny with my HARD cock in his face while he kept licking it. I don’t really know why he kept licking it like that. Did it really taste that good? Well, he sort of lost interest after a few more seconds so I went to the refrigerator and got some butter and spread it on my cock and went back over to him and he was more than happy to lick the butter off of my dick.

Little did the poor doggy know that if he kept licking the butter, he would be getting some extra protein in just a minute. After he licked all the butter off, I spread on some more and he continued to lick it off. Just before he cleaned off my cock, I started to feel the sudden urge to cum.

Just as Murphy’s Law would have it, just as I was about to spew, all the butter was gone. While some pre-cum leaked out of my dick, I spread on a little more butter.

Lenny started to lick it off again. His tongue was lashing at my cock like mad and I felt like my head was going to blow off when I began to shoot off in his mouth. He, kind of moved back when my sperm started to jet out of my dick but after he got a taste of it, he lashed at the head of my squirting cock as a shot a HUGE load into his mouth. I finished cumming in his mouth and Lenny continued to lick my cock off for a minute more as he cleaned off the remaining butter and cum from my dick.

Oh how I love that dog!!

French Bitch

She was straying along the dark street. Quite a delightful Dalmatian: a perfect body, snow-white fur, jet-black spots, sparkling eyes but in spite of the esthetic grace, nobody loved her. She did not know sincere affection or who she was. All she recalled was her cruel master having beaten her up day after day She ran away. It was at the end of October, and if she did not find shelter soon enough, winter would freeze her life-giving blood, making her die an icy death. She did not mind how cold the fall wind was blowing; she was out to find true love.

The old clock of Lyon’s reverend cathedral stuck twelve. She stopped. There was s slight noise. She laid back her black ears, hearing a distant growl, and at the very same moment, she smelled a familiar scent: It was another dog. The roused bitch started running thru the calm lanes.

Panting, she reached a remote manor at the municipal periphery. All was quiet. She sniffed. The luring smell was coming from inside. She slunk around the noble villa till the stumbled on an unlocked backdoor. The wakeful hound stepped thru the silent darkness, climbed up the high stairs to the second floor, stood still. There it was; the other dog was near. She felt its heavy breath. Her sharp gaze fell on a husky Dalmatian baring its blazing teeth; his blood-red prick was glittering in the pale moonlight. She knew he was horny.

He snarled, she froze too scared to stir. Putting his scratchy paws around her velvety flanks, he sprang at her, shoving his stiff dick into her tender cunt. She enjoyed, though her tiny hymen tore and his swelling knot stretched her virgin vagina to a new limit. Their boundless lust rose with each of his violent thrusts. Just when they were having a common climax, a harsh flash blinded her gaping eyes.

“Pour l’amour de Dieu!”

An elegant man in a silky nightshirt was standing at the open door. Her angelic pulchritude bewitched him on the spot. The tied bitch made him join in the fiery fucking. He undressed and lifted his smooth leg over his yowling dog. His erect penis slid into her exposed asshole. Both throbbing dicks gelling her touchy innards at once brought her to a second orgasm. She got a lovely home.

Riding Tips

This page is going to have horseback riding tips (all disciplines).

1. The most important rule in horseback riding is…. KEEP YOUR HEELS DOWN!!!!!! Why?? Because not only does it make you more secure, but it also stops your foot from being caught in the stirrup should the horse spook.

2. The second most important thing is…. keep your head and shoulders up and sit straight up and down or lean slightly back. This puts you in a secure position for riding. For instance, if your horse were to buck and you were leaning forward, you would find yourself on the ground.

3. If the sport you choose to ride in requires speed for the most part (ie: eventing, games), it is best to choose nylon-backed stirrup leathers (for english saddles) as these can stand a lot of wear and tear and are almost unbreakable.

4. If you horse is going strong on the forehand or is lazy, you might want to try leaning back a little with your shoulders behind the perpendicular. This will make your seat stronger (as long as your legs stay in the correct position) and push your horse forward into better movement. But Beware… don’t overdo this as it may put strain on your horses back.

5. DO NOT WEAR JEANS when you’re riding english. Western is okay…but not english. They make you slip extremely easily..especially on a leather saddle and the seams can be very uncomfortable. Riding breeches are best because they are designed for riding.

6. Some horses are troubled by riding through water. Having a friend ride a calm horse through while you and your horse watch will show your horse there is nothing to be afraid of, or gently leading your horse through the water if it isn’t too deep can both help your horse overcome this problem.

7. I strongly advise anyone wanting to get involved with horses to take riding lessons with an instructor. When I first started riding, I didn’t have lessons and therefore adopted an incorrect seat – that was 6 years ago – I’m still working on correcting that fault. Riding instructors will teach you proper riding techniques, ground handling, etc… that will benefit you very very much! Please take the time to read my “Finding a GOOD Riding Instructor” page.

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.RAVENHOLD

Notes from the Author:

A lot of you may have some questions about the story itself. Like, who the hell is Dyna and why is she spying. Or who are those three Dark Ones that captured her. And what happen to her? Will she end up as tiger food or another thing entirely (pun intended)? Anyway, be assured that all questions will be answered as the story progresses. Oh yeah, comments and criticisms are always appreciated. In fact, they usually help me to write the next chapters faster. -_*

Note: this on going story includes graphic torture, rape, killing, bestiality and bondage. If you feel offended by them, I suggest that you get the hell out now. The World of Ravenhold is NOT for innocents. But, if you are okay with it then, I bid you welcome to dark world of Ravenhold.
***
Chapter Three: Heat

Flashback:
Ayo smiled as she got down and examined the prisoner. The Elemental was dripping in her lust. Her labia was completely swollen and engorged with blood and her clit was now fully exposed sticking out from her hood. She spread Dyna’s legs apart and the Elemental’s labia fell apart easily like a beautiful flower in full bloom. Ayo examined her more closely. Dyna’s lips glistened, droplets of her juices running down her labia. The Elemental moaned, feeling her cunt was on fire. Ayo slowly brought two fingers up between Dyna’s swollen wet labia to her erect clit and grinned when the Elemental cried out in grateful delight.

“How do you like my pets?” Ayo asked and she began rubbing the Elemental’s clit.

“Ahhhh. . . .!”

“Do you want more from both my pets?”

“Yes I want them, please bring them back!” Dyna knew she sounded mad but she wanted to fuck her pets really bad.

“As you wish.” Ayo removed her finger and unstrapped all the hot and sweaty leather straps. Then she left the room.

Dyna sat up and blinked to get her bearings straight. She shivered in anticipated delight in what was to come next.
End Flashback
***
Dyna stood up as the Lion and the Tiger walked back in to the room. The lion nudged his head up against her cunt. Dyna moaned again as ran her fingers though his thick mane. She was hot and she needed sex REAL bad. His fur smelled of tiger cum and this turned her on even more. His mane was very soft and warm. She felt the lion’s wet lick her cunt once more, and let out a low moan and leaned against his head, letting the lion work deeper into her. Her hands seemed to move on their own and seconds later, Dyna found herself massaging the lion’s erection.

Dyna groaned as her naked body lay against his warm thick soft mane. It felt so great to rub her skin on his thick soft fur. Her mouth was free so she began licking between his eyes, all the while playing with his penis. The Lion stood there and let Dyna toy with him for a while. The tiger walked around the room, watching them and patiently waiting for his turn.

After a while, she dismounted the lion and the tiger walked over to her. Dyna shivered as she watched the striped cat’s powerful muscles shift as he approached her. She just knew they were going to have a wonderful threesome. Suddenly, she let out a startled cry as the tiger butted his nose in her dripping cunt and began to lick. Then she groaned and bent over, letting the tiger have his way with her. She wrapped her arms around the big striped cat’s neck, holding his head in place just in case he felt any compulsion to leave, her legs spread and planted hard on the ground. At the back of her mind, she felt the lion walk up behind her and stick his nose in her open ass. He took a deep breath and Dyna cried out in delight as his rough tongue darted around herd ass. He coated the outside in a thick layer of saliva, then he pushed some of large tongue inside. Dyna jumped as the rough tongue scraped the inside lining of her anus and twitched involuntarily, it made her itch more than it hurt.

After he made a very slick lube of lion saliva around Dyna’s hole, he mounted her. The lion was taller than the tiger so he was able to straddle both the tiger and her by putting his paws down on either side of them. Dyna had the tiger’s fur against her breasts and the underside of the lion on her back. The lion’s short, fat penis pushed into her ass. It stretched her very wide and Dyna began to groan.

When the lion would push in, her hips would push into the tiger’s licking tongue. When the lion pulled out, She moved away from the tiger. The lion’s hot breath breathed down on her nape as he licked it, sending more shivers of delight down her spine. They fucked a long time like this and Dyna moaned. It was very hot between
the two cats. Well over one hundred degrees.

The lion suddenly broke out into a fucking frenzy. Thrusting hard with every pump. This threesome looked like a big fucking mass of muscle and fur. The lion was putting more and more weight on Dyna’a back. It was like they were becoming into one creature. She moaned for more.

Dyna felt herself starting to cum. The tiger growled and purred and as she came at his mouth. While she was cuming, the lion took all the weight off his front paws and laid on top of her The tiger could barely hold their combined weight. Dyna found herself being crushed between a lion and a tiger. She couldn’t breath but she didn’t care. Suddenly, the lion let out an ear-splitting roar and he cumed, thrusting in her in one powerful push.

Gallons of lion cum filled Dyna’s ass. The lion was growling and roaring. It was clear he was very pleased. He bit down rough on her neck to hold her in place. He placed his paws back on the ground to allow her to breath. His cum filled her ass up all the way.

After he came, the lion dismounted and Dyna fell to the floor, very exhausted. She didn’t realize that she had been there for 6 hours and had been in the threesome for almost 3 hours. A river of lion cum flowed out of her ass down her legs onto the floor. The lion and the tiger licked their tongues all over her pussy and legs to clean her up. Dyna just lay there in ectasy as they ran their rough tongues all over her ass and balls.

After they were all done, they stood up and left the room. Dyna suddenly heard footsteps and slowly opened her weary eyes.

“Adrian,” was all she whispered before losing consciousness again.
***
The man called Adrian said nothing as he stared down at the unconscious Elemental. His silvery gray eyes narrowed as his nose detected the thick smell of lust and cum in the room.

“Ayo,” He muttered in half disgust as he got down beside the unconscious girl. “She really ought to learn how clean up after her sick games…”

Still, he was reluctant to put a stop to it. Ayo had worked hard for him paid dearly for it. Surely she was entitled to get some enjoyment from it.

As long as she was careful not to let the captive escape, why shouldn’t she continue to play with her new pet?

the End?

.RAVENHOLD

Notes from the Author:

A lot of you may have some questions about the story itself. Like, who the hell is Dyna and why is she spying. Or who are those three Dark Ones that captured her. And what happen to her? Will she end up as tiger food or another thing entirely (pun intended)? Anyway, be assured that all questions will be answered as the story progresses. Oh yeah, comments and criticisms are always appreciated. In fact, they usually help me to write the next chapters faster. -_*

Note: this on going story includes graphic torture, rape, killing, bestiality and bondage. If you feel offended by them, I suggest that you get the hell out now. The World of Ravenhold is NOT for innocents. But, if you are okay with it then, I bid you welcome to dark world of Ravenhold.
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Chapter Two: Lust

After a while, her blindfold fell off. Dyna opened her eyes and gasped before freezing in terror.

Standing right before her was a large white tiger. It was a male, judging from the way his dick was erect and hanging down, and he looked at least 800 to 900 pounds and 12 feet long. The tiger stopped licking and looked at her. Dyna glanced around the room frantically, hoping for a way to get out. Sweat trickled down from her forehead to the floor, as she stayed perfectly still and watched the tiger’s every move. She knew that it could easily attack and eat her up in her bound state.

But this tiger seemed to cast a strange spell upon her. It kept looking up at the bound Elemental with his large golden eyes. Then it continued licking. At first Dyna was too terrified to react. But soon the pleasurable sensations kicked in and she found herself slowly enjoying it. The tiger was good at this, she thought. Part of her (and that part of her was slowly weakening) wanted to get out and escape while the other part wanted to grab his head and pull it closer so it lick deeper. Yes, good. So good, she thought incoherently. She writhed and sobbed in delight as he ran his cat tongue in her several times. This hurt her very much that she thought he took the skin off. She gasped, finding herself becoming more and more aroused. Liquid dripped out from her but the tiger quickly licked it up.

The tiger seemed to be trained to lick people off and he was doing a very good job at it. A heavy scent of sex and lust was in the air. He used his tongue and his lips to work her over. Dyna screamed again as he rubbed her clitoris again with his sharp teeth and sobbed when he continued licking. She was nearly mindless with lust and only whites could be seen in her eyes as she twisted against her bonds. She was right at the verge of cumming when he stopped sucking and let her fall. Dyna could tell that the tiger was going to slowly play with her all night.

Dyna felt him move his one of his paws off her and place it under her ass. She gasped, feeling something being shoved up her ass. It was one of his big claws. It moved around slightly and scratched the lining of her anus. It wasn’t painful but it made her itch. He resumed licking her cunt while he had the claw in her ass. Dyna moaned, loving every minute of it.
***
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, Ayo and her two male companions were watching all this from their hidden security cameras. Her breathing was labored and she found herself slowly being aroused at the sight. She felt her juices flowing like a river out of her vagina, down her swelling labia to saturate her panties. She could feel her labia swelling and her clit hardening.

Behind her, her two male companions have already come up with a solution to this. Ayo grinned as she glanced at them and found one of them sucking the other off. She will join them, later. She had… other things in mind first. She turned her attention back towards the now screaming Elemental and gave her comlink a slight tap. “Let’s make this play more…. Interesting for our little whore.”
***
The tiger suddenly stopped licking her as Dyna heard the door open and turned to look. She didn’t see anyone standing there. The tiger stood up and walked out of the room. Dyna seethed and trembled in frustration. She was mad that the tiger just walked out on her like that. She glanced around the room. No one. Absolutely no one was there. She groaned and cursed inwardly. She wanted the tiger to come back and finish her.

She glanced up when she heard some growling and moving in the other room and saw the tiger enter the room again, this time followed by a male lion. The lion sat down between her legs. It had a big black mane and was a little larger than the tiger. Dyna stared at it fearfully, in spite of her present needs, and found herself finding the lion sexy.

The tiger circled them several times just watching. The lion had other plans. He laid down the same way as the tiger with one large paw up on each her thigh, and nuzzled her cunt before licking. Dyna moaned and screamed as the lion kept her right on the edge of cumming.

The tiger wanted some action. He walked up behind her head and straddled her neck. His short spinney sick hung right over her mouth, the smell of his cock was very pungent. Dyna opened her mouth as he squatted down, sitting on her face and shoving his cock in her mouth.

Dyna sucked off the tiger while the lion licked her cunt. His cock was short and had little spines all over it. She ran her tongue over this warm piece of meat, tasting and enjoying the sweet pre-cum. Then she took all of his cock into her mouth and sucked. The tiger started to purr, apparently enjoying what Dyna was doing to him. Then the tiger growled and his dick twitched. A jet of cum sprayed in the back of her throat. This sent Dyna over the edge. The lion knew it and moved his rough tongue over her clitoris. She cried out and cummed all in the lions awaiting mouth.

The tiger was roaring as he mercilessly pumped his load of hot tiger milk down her throat. Dyna swallowed every drop, wanting more. She lay down in ecstasy, her throbbing cunt still dripping. Suddenly the lion got up and so did the tiger. Dyna watched as they strolled out of the room, hoping that they would return soon. She closed her eyes and moaned. She wasn’t sure whether she could keep her lust in control for long.

The sound of footsteps caused her to open her eyes and look up. Dyna saw the woman who had captured her earlier.
***
Ayo smiled as she got down and examined the prisoner. The Elemental was dripping in her lust. Her labia was completely swollen and engorged with blood and her clit was now fully exposed sticking out from her hood. She spread Dyna’s legs apart and the Elemental’s labia fell apart easily like a beautiful flower in full bloom. Ayo examined her more closely. Dyna’s lips glistened droplets of her juices running down her labia. The Elemental moaned, feeling her cunt was on fire. Ayo slowly brought two fingers up between Dyna’s swollen wet labia to her erect clit and grinned when the Elemental cried out in grateful delight.

“How do you like my pets?” Ayo asked and she began rubbing the Elemental’s clit.

“Ahhhh. . . .!”

“Do you want more from both my pets?”

“Yes I want them, please bring them back!” Dyna knew she sounded mad but she wanted to fuck her pets really bad.

“As you wish.” Ayo removed her finger and unstrapped all the hot and sweaty leather straps. Then she left the room.

Dyna sat up and blinked to get her bearings straight. She shivered in anticipated delight in what was to come next.

To be continued…

RAVENHOLD

This story is a sort of on going adult fantasy story that I am planning on doing. Over all, this story is set in an alternate world called Ravenhold and there is a war between two factions the Elementals, the people who had long been residing in this world and the Dark Ones, people who have just appeared out of nowhere and started attacking the Elementals and started taking over their world. However, what is the REAL purpose of these attacks? Moreover, will the Elementals ever stop the Dark Ones before their world is destroyed?

Note: this on going story includes graphic torture, rape, killing, bestiality and bondage. If you feel offended by them, I suggest that you get the hell out now. The World of Ravenhold is NOT for innocents. But, if you are okay with it then, I bid you welcome to dark world of Ravenhold.
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Chapter One: Captured

Chained to the steel pole, Dyna silently contemplated her position while the Dark Ones stared at her. She knew from the moment she first sensed their presence that she must attempt to break out, but three of them together proved too much for her, and she was soon caught, their grappling chains entwining around first her legs, pinning down her mobility, then her arms, capturing her completely. Glaring at the female — clearly the
Leader of the trio — she was surprised to see the look on the woman’s face. A strange mixture of idle playfulness and contemplation, as opposed to the scornful looks of contempt that the other two males were gazing at her with. Risking a moment away from her watchfulness, she looked towards the ground, voicing a silent sigh of dismay at the thought of being captured.

As she looked back up, she was startled shortly again, as the female had closed the distance to her and was disarming her. This by itself came as no surprise, but the lingering strokes of the woman’s fingers along her stomach as they worked to undo her belt, the gentle ease with which they removed it, and the second idling of those digits as they traced a light path along her waist; something about these things was out of place. After a time, the woman cupped Dyna’s cheek softly with one dusky hand, then tipped her head to the side by slipping it down to the Elemental’s chin.

“So, Elemental….how does it feel to be bound up like some animal?”

The woman’s voice was slightly husky, but still rang out melodically. Dyna made a small humph, sounding small and frail by comparison, but made up for it by the defiance in her face and her eyes…

“So what do you intend to do with me, now that you think you’ve caught me?” Dyna asked, placing just the right hint of bluffed confidence in her tone. She didn’t really feel very confident of her predicament at all. “Kill me for spying on you earlier?”

The woman seemed to think on this, but soon favored Dyna with a sweet-seeming smile, and shook her head. “You’re in a tight spot, my dear Elemental. Though usually, I’d love to do nothing more than to slit an Elemental’s throat, I think you could say that we have…other plans for you.” She glaced at her two companions. “Take her to the cell. We’ll have fun with her first.”

Dyna was then led out a second door into a large well lit room. The room had one door. The walls were cement with a big cut out space halfway up one wall that led to another room that was fairly dark A viewing area, she supposed. The floor was a large flat piece of marble that was polished and shiny. Four shackles with four big thick leather straps were bolted to the marble. Other shackles were at the waist, thighs, and upper arms. Dyna started to look anxious and nervous. what did they plan to do? What ever it was, they sure didn’t want her to get away.

The two men then forced her down, stripped her naked, then spread her legs and tied them semi tight to the leather shacks. The leather straps felt nice against her skin they were softened somewhat. Dyna found herself getting off on this. Her arms and hands
were free.

ter about an hour of enjoying this new sensation, Dyna was blindfolded and her
arms were spread out and strapped down.

“Just lie back and enjoy the experience.” The two snickered and immediately left.

Dyna soon found herself alone, arms spread wide and whole body completely immobilized. “Now what?” she whispered.

Suddenly the door opened and Dyna sensed the presence of a large animal moving towards her. She shivered as it moved closer and closer. Until she felt it standing between her legs. She gasped as a large wet nose pushed its way into her sex and began
sniffing. Dyna let out a soft moan. Whatever this beast was doing felt so good and she felt herself slowly becoming aroused and her breathing slowly became labored. Then it stopped and she felt it sit down between her legs. Two very large paws with claws sat on either side of her thighs. At first, she thought it was a very big dog, but this was WAY too big to be a dog.

She moaned and writhed against her restraints as she felt it sniffing inside her once more. Suddenly she cried out as a sharp tooth-like object grazed the engorged head of her clitoris, the pleasurably-painful sensation hurling her into climax. The beast had shifted his attention to the head of her clitoris, and the effect it had was much appreciated. Dyna maoned, her breathing becoming more labored, panting. Suddenly she cried out as a sharp tooth-like object grazed the engorged head of her clitoris, the pleasurably-painful sensation hurling her into climax. Her nectar spilled out to be met by the beast’s tongue, having abdicated her clit in favor of cleaning and licking her.

She screamed and cried out both in pleasure and pain as a sandpaper like tongue moved inside her several times. The beast stopped and Dyna felt herself fall back to the ground slightly before it started again again and again, making her cum again and again. Dyna was mindless, enjoying what seemed like hours of pure ecstasy.

After a while her blindfold fell off. Dyna opened her eyes and gasped before freezing in terror.

Standing right before her was a large white tiger.

To be continued…

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Signs Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When she comes over to your house she ignores you and snuggles up to your pet Schnauzer(the DOG, you pervert!!!!) and says “Hello, handsome, wanna play?”

9. You take a take at her diary by stealth and learn that the handsome 14-inch cock stallion she was fucking out with in the race derbies while you were away, was actually a REAL horse.

8. You were browsing this website for a “quickie” and you see her picture being fucked by that dog you gave her last Christmas ago.

7. Having sex with her in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. She is happy when you tell her about you have to go away for the weekend and you need her to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When she says she sleeps with her dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: She actually has orgasms while watching the Animal Planet Special Big Cats”.

3. You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And she’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. When she tells you to fuck her pussy, she means that huge white Siberian Tiger she had chained up by the bed and not her.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. She screams out her dog’s name while having sex with you.

And here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!

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Who fucked a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Fucked the fucker in;
Now they’re fucking the fissure for Fischer.

And here’s another one for you!!! Enjoy!!!

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?